People Say I Stole A Lot Of

Today I Am The Greatest Of All Time.

When I Was A Little-leaguer, I Was Sort Of Famous For Stealing Bases - And It Started Only Because My Mom Wanted To Be Sure Where I Was In The Afternoons. Mom Always Used To Say, "if You Don't Come Home Dirty, You Didn't Play A Baseball Game." So I Always Tried To Get In A Situation Where I Had To Slide So That I Could Go Home Dirty.

I Wanted To Be A Part Of Something Special And Contributing To The Launch Of A New League Was Very Exciting To Me.

I'm A Walking Record.

I Like Playing For Oakland, They Have A Very Colorful Uniform.