People Of Ze Wurl, Relax!

There Are Essential And Inessential Insanities. The Later Are Solar In Character, The Former Are Linked To The Moon.

There's Probably No Subject With Quite So Many Conflictin' Opinions About It As There Are About Food, And 'tis Better To Swap Bubble Gum With A Rabid Bulldog Than Challenge A Single One O' The Varyin' Beliefs Your Average Human Holds About Nutrition.

What We Have Here Is An Unexpected Touchdown On The Runway Of The Heart.

Consider The Silent Repose Of The Sausage As Compared To The Aggressiveness Of Bacon.

A Mockingbird... Was Heard To Blend The Songs Of 32 Different Kinds Of Birds Into A 10 Minute Performance, A Virtuoso Display That Served No Practical Purpose, Falling, Therefore, Into The Realm Of Pure Art.