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Beware Of Anyone Who Calls You Bad Names Merely For Asking Honest Questions. Beware Of Anyone Who Insists On Reframing Your Sincere Curiosity As A Character Defect. Beware Of Anyone Who Questions Your Motives While Ignoring Your Facts. When Someone Calls You Bad Names Merely For Asking Questions, It Suggests They Know The Answer But Are Terrified To Admit It.

I'm Arrogant Enough To Tell You That I'm Smart Enough To Have Scored Higher On My Scholastic Aptitude Test Than Any Us President Whose Sat Score Has Been Made Public. I Even Scored Higher Than Ex-presidential Candidate Al Gore, Whose Sat Score Was So High, It Was Deemed As Potentially Off-putting To Voters.

I Prefer For A Woman's Most Private Of Areas To Have As Much Hair As Carlos Santana's Entire Band, Head To Toe, Circa 1972.

My Hatred Is A Thousand Times More Powerful Than All Your Good Intentions.

Plenty Of People Have Bad Divorces, But Few Of Them End Up With Cancer, Imprisonment, And Public Scorn. In The Dark, Rolling, Treacherous Wake Of That Sunken Ship, The Last Thing I Sought Was A "relationship" Or, Heaven Forbid, Marriage.