People Hardly Ever Do Anything In Anger,

Whenever We Approve, We Can Find A Hundred Good Reasons To Justify Our Approbation. Whenever We Dislike, We Can Find A Thousand To Justify Our Dislike.

All Our Pursuits, From Childhood To Manhood, Are Only Trifles Of Different Sorts And Sizes, Proportioned To Our Years And Views.

Women's Eyes Are Wanderers, And Too Often Bring Home Guests That Are Very Troublesome To Them, And Whom, Once Introduced, They Cannot Get Out Of The House.

Friendly Satire May Be Compared To A Fine Lancet, Which Gently Breathes A Vein For Health's Sake.

Men Are Less Forgiving Than Women.