People Expect Too Much Of One Year

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.

The Chief Objection To Playing Wind Instruments Is That It Prolongs The Life Of The Player.

When It Comes To The Point, Really Bad Men Are Just As Rare As Really Good Ones.

In Truth , Mankind Cannot Be Saved From Without, By Schoolmasters Or Any Other Sort Of Masters: It Can Only Be Lamed And Enslaved By Them. It Is Said That If You Wash A Cat It Will Never Again Wash Itself. This May Or May Not Be True : What Is Certain Is That If You Teach A Man Anything He Will Never Learn It; And If You Cure Him Of A Disease He Will Be Unable To Cure Himself The Next Time It Attacks Him.

Wise Kings Wear Shabby Clothes, And Leave The Gold Lace To The Drum Major.