People Everywhere Love Windows.

If You Think You're A Really Good Programmer... Read Knuth's Art Of Computer Programming... You Should Definitely Send Me A Resume If You Can Read The Whole Thing.

Lectures Should Go From Being Like The Family Singing Around The Piano To High-quality Concerts.

If You Mess Up, It's Not Your Parents' Fault, So Don't Whine About Your Mistakes, Learn From Them.

Your Customers Get Better When You Do.

Software Is Definitely Engineering. It's Different In That We Take On Novel Tasks Every Time. It's Not Like Building A Certain Bridge That Is Virtually Identical To Some Previous Bridge Or Some Previous Building.