People Care About People Who Care About

I'll Do Anything For Free Stuff.

Don't Be Someone Else's Slogan Because You Are Poetry.

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.

Stop Being Scared Of The Unknown, Because Anything I Worried About Didn't Happen. Other Stuff Happened. The Unknown, We Can't Do Anything About.

I Have No Desire To Maintain A Lifestyle. I Am A Horrible Celebrity. If I Am Out In Public I Dress Like A Pig.