No, I Haven't Failed Thousands Of Times.

Perhaps Dandruff Is The Excreta Of The Mind — The Quantity Of This Material Being Directly Proportional To The Amount Of Reading One Indulges In. A Book On German Metaphysics Would Thus Easily Ruin A Dress Suit.

The Inventor Tries To Meet The Demand Of A Crazy Civilization.

Fools Call Wise Men Fools. A Wise Man Never Calls Any Man A Fool.

I Am A Vegetarian As Well As A Passionate Anti-alcoholic, Because I Can Thus Make Better Use Of My Brain.

I Can Never Pick Up A Thing Without Wishing To Improve It.