People Are Always Talking About The Dumbing

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign! Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank.

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.

Honey! Bring Down A Copy Of My Will - And An Eraser!

I Didn't Go To Paris Until I Was A Grown-up In 1965. And When I Went To Paris, It Was The Paris I Knew Only From American Movies.