People Always Have Something To Say About

It Should Be Obvious That I Wasn't No Honor Roll Student In High School. My Favorite Class Was Boys.

Now, I've Been Known To Be Attractive On Special Occasions, And I Do My Best To Project As Much Beauty As I Can Muster From Deep Inside, Though I Often Fail.

Sometimes I Cheat And Buy Things I Used To Make From Scratch And Just Doctor Them Up.

Look, As My Mama Always Said, 'one Monkey Don't Stop No Show.

Happiness Aint Got No Ph.d. Or No Certain Amount Of Zeroes Behind It!