Peace Is A Fulltime Job. It's Protecting

The Best Lesson My Mom Taught Me Was How To Be Scrappy.

George Clooney Likes To Talk About Himself In The Third Person Mostly. He's Always Enjoyed It. Listen, I Don't Like To Think In Those Terms, Where You Just Have To Completely Separate Yourself One From The Other.

[on Charity] I Try To Pick Subjects That I Can Learn About And Then Focus On And Then Do As Much As I Can. If You Have A Tremendous Amount Of Heat From The Spotlight, Then You're Able To Shine A Little Bit More Of Your Light In A Different Direction. It's Just Deflecting. My Dad Calls It A Celebrity Credit Card That You Can Cash In. I Think If You're In This Position You Should Do It.

I Don't Believe In Happy Endings But I Believe In Happy Journeys.

It's Not That I Lead This Oblivious Life Where I Think I've Got Such A Great Personality That People Want To Spend Time With Me. If Someone Has A Poster Of You Or Asks For Your Autograph, Clearly You Can't Take Them Out On A Date. It's Not That Interesting If Someone Is Just Interested In You.