Patience Is The Art Of Caring Slowly.

Love Is The Word Used To Label The Sexual Excitement Of The Young, The Habituation Of The Middle-aged, And The Mutual Dependence Of The Old.

A Carbonated Wine Foisted Upon Americans (who Else Would Drink It?) By Winery Ad Agencies As A Way Of Getting Rid Of Inferior Champagne By Mixing It With Inferior Burgundy.

At The Next Vacancy For God, If I Am Elected, I Shall Forgive Last The Delicately Wounded Who, Having Been Slugged No Harder Than Anyone Else, Never Got Up Again, Neither To Fight Back, Nor To Finger Their Jaws In Painful Admiration.

The Reader Deserves An Honest Opinion. If He Doesn't Deserve It, Give It To Him Anyhow.

Boys Are The Cash Of War.