Patience Is The Art Of Caring Slowly.

The Constitution Gives Every American The Inalienable Right To Make A Damn Fool Of Himself.

The Reader Deserves An Honest Opinion. If He Doesn't Deserve It, Give It To Him Anyhow.

Fermentation Equals Civilization.

I Have One Head That Wants To Be Good, And One That Wants To Be Bad. And Always, As Soon As I Get Up, One Of My Heads Is Sad.

The Classroom Should Be An Entrance Into The World, Not An Escape From It.