[p]oetry Resembles Metaphysics: One Does Not Mind

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

Prayers Are To Men As Dolls Are To Children.

The Most Important Service Rendered By The Press And The Magazines Is That Of Educating People To Approach Printed Matter With Distrust.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Money Is The Last Enemy That Shall Never Be Subdued. While There Is Flesh There Is Money Or The Want Of Money, But Money Is Always On The Brain So Long As There Is A Brain In Reasonable Order.