Our Parents Were A Test Tube And

This Is My Brain: O This Is My Brain After Making Out With Fang: * It's Very Sad.

My, G**, He Was As Strong As A Team Of Oxen. That Would Be Strong Right?

Just Because Life Is Hard, And Always Ends In A Bad Way, Doesn't Mean That All Stories Have To, Even If That's What They Tell Us In School And In The New York Times Review. In Fact, It's A Good Thing That Stories Are As Different As We Are, One From Another.

An Unbearable Smug Look Came Over His Usually Impassive Face."uh-huh. You Just Keep Telling Youself That. You Looove Me." I Took A Swing At Him, But He Jumped Back Nimbly, And All I Did Was Jar My Left Arm, Making It Hurt. He Laughed At Me, Then Pointed At The Woods Ouside The Window."pick A Tree. I'll Go Carve Our Initials In It.

So The First Thing We're Gonna Do," I Told Him, "is Push You Off The Roof.