Our Basic Fundamental Desires Are Overly Stimulated.

All Penguins Are The Same Below The Surface, Which I Think Is As Perfect An Analogy As We're Likely To Get For The Futility Of Racism.

When You're Married, It's One Person. That's One More Than A Monk. It's Not That Different.

Surfing Should Be Called "foam-choking" Or "sea Stabbing.

Since Steve Jobs Died I Cannot Bear To See Anyone Use An Iphone Irreverently, What I Did Was A Tribute To His Memory.

It Seems To Me That Actual Democracy Is Where All Of Us Get To Participate And It's Not Just A Sort Of A Blunt Little Dry Hump In A Ballot Box, But An Actual Penetrative Process.