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One Mind Can Think Only Of Its Own Questions; It Rarely Surprises Itself.

The Lord Took Twice The Time Making Thee, Alvin Smith, Cause It Took That Long To Put The Mischief In.

If Pigs Could Vote, The Man With The Slop Bucket Would Be Elected Swineherd Every Time, No Matter How Much Slaughtering He Did On The Side.

I Will Love You Forever, He Thought. I Am Lying, He Thought, And This Time He Was Right

Unemployment Is Capitalism's Way Of Getting You To Plant A Garden.