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I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.

The Thing That Makes 'dirty Jobs' Different Is That It's One Of The Few Shows That Portrays Work In A Way That Doesn't Highlight The Drudgery. Instead, It Highlights The Humor.

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Always Flat Front. You've Got To Be Deeply Suspicious Of A Man Who Consciously Goes With Pleats. Why Would You Do That?

Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.