Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.

Mix And Knead Together All The State Business As You Do For Your Sausages. To Win The People, Always Cook Them Some Savory That Pleases Them.

Evil Events From Evil Causes Spring.

Chorus Of Women: [...] Oh! My Good, Gallant Lysistrata, And All My Friends, Be Ever Like A Bundle Of Nettles; Never Let You Anger Slacken; The Wind Of Fortune Blown Our Way.