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When Mr. William Faraday Sat Down To Write His Memoirs After Fifty-eight Years Of Blameless Inactivity He Found The Work Of Inscribing The History Of His Life Almost As Tedious As Living It Had Been, And So, Possessing A Natural Invention Coupled With A Gift For Locating The Easier Path, He Began To Prevaricate A Little Upon The Second Page, Working His Way Up To Downright Lying On The Sixth And Subsequent Folios.

The Old Fellow Seemed To Spot Deceit As If It Reeked Like A Goat.

It Is Always Difficult To Escape From Youth; Its Hopefulness, Its Optimistic Belief In The Privileges Of Desire, Its Despair, And Its Sense Of Outrage And Injustice At Disappointment, All These Spring On A Man Inflicting Indelicate Agony When He Is No Longer Prepared.

The Optimism Of A Healthy Mind Is Indefatigable.

Why It Is That A Garment Which Is Honestly Attractive In, Say, 1910 Should Be Honestly Ridiculous A Few Years Later And Honestly Charming Again A Few Years Later Still Is One Of Those Things Which Are Not Satisfactorily To Be Explained And Are Therefore Jolly And Exciting And An Addition To The Perennial Interest Of Life.