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The Old Fellow Seemed To Spot Deceit As If It Reeked Like A Goat.

Outrage, Combining As It Does Shock, Anger, Reproach, And Helplessness, Is Perhaps The Most Unmanageable, The Most Demoralizing Of All The Emotions.

When Mr. William Faraday Sat Down To Write His Memoirs After Fifty-eight Years Of Blameless Inactivity He Found The Work Of Inscribing The History Of His Life Almost As Tedious As Living It Had Been, And So, Possessing A Natural Invention Coupled With A Gift For Locating The Easier Path, He Began To Prevaricate A Little Upon The Second Page, Working His Way Up To Downright Lying On The Sixth And Subsequent Folios.

It's Pitch, Sex Is. Once You Touch It, It Clings To You.

Of All The Band Of Personal Traitors The Sense Of Humor Is The Most Dangerous.