Only The Mediocre Are Always At Their

To Have Money Is To Be Virtuous, Honest, Beautiful And Witty And To Be Without Is To Be Ugly And Boring And Stupid And Useless.

If Two People Who Love Each Other Let A Single Instant Wedge Itself Between Them, It Grows-it Becomes A Month, A Year, A Century; It Becomes To Late.

A Golf Course Is The Epitome Of All That Is Purely Transitory In The Universe, A Space Not To Dwell In, But To Get Over As Quickly As Possible.

Oh God, If You Want Women To Never Again Raise Their Voices, Then Create An Adult Man!

An Agreement Is Never Reached In Love. The Life Of A Wife And Husband Who Love Each Other Is Never At Rest. Whether The Marriage Is True Or False, The Marriage Portion Is The Same: Elemental Discord.