Only The Mediocre Are Always At Their

To Seek Out In A World Full Of Joy The One Thing That Is Certain To Give You Pain, And Hug It To Your Bosom With All Your Strength; That's The Greatest Human Happiness.

I Believe In The Gods; Or Rather I Believe That I Believe In The Gods. But I Don't Believe That They Are Great Brooding Presences Watching Over Us; I Believe They Are Completely Absent Minded.

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

As Soon As War Is Declared It Will Be Impossible To Hold The Poets Back. Rhyme Is Still The Most Effective Drum.

A Man Has Only One Way Of Being Immortal On Earth: He Has To Forget He Is A Mortal.