Only The Mediocre Are Always At Their

A Man Has Only One Way Of Being Immortal On Earth: He Has To Forget He Is A Mortal.

A Golf Course Is The Epitome Of All That Is Purely Transitory In The Universe, A Space Not To Dwell In, But To Get Over As Quickly As Possible.

When You See A Woman Who Can Go Nowhere Without A Staff Of Admirers, It Is Not So Much Because They Think She Is Beautiful, It Is Because She Has Told Them They Are Handsome.

The Secret Of Success Is Sincerity. Once You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Faithful Women Are All Alike, They Think Only Of Their Fidelity, Never Of Their Husbands.