Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

I Believe The Twenty-four Hour Day Has Come To Stay.

You Cannot Make A Man By Standing A Sheep On Its Hind-legs. But By Standing A Flock Of Sheep In That Position You Can Make A Crowd Of Men.

People Who Insist On Telling Their Dreams Are Among The Terrors Of The Breakfast Table.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

But To Die Of Laughter--this, Too, Seems To Me A Great Euthanasia.