Only The Boring Get Bored

Animals Never Worry About Heaven Or Hell. Neither Do I. Maybe That's Why We Get Along.

I'm Going, She Said. I Love You But You're Crazy, You're Doomed.

The More Cats You Have, The Longer You Live. If You Have A Hundred Cats, You'll Live Ten Times Longer Than If You Have Ten. Someday This Will Be Discovered, And People Will Have A Thousand Cats And Live Forever.

I No Longer Want It All, Just Some Comfort And Some Sex And Some Minor Love.

People Who Believe In Politics Are Like People Who Believe In God: They Are Sucking Wind Through Bent Straws.