Only In America Could You Get Away

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

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The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.