Only In America Could You Get Away

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.

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The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.