Only In America Could You Get Away

Look Eye! Always Look Eye!

My Fame Is Largely Due To Young People, Theyre The First Ones To Discover Me.

I Began In An Era Where Four-letter Words Were Not Allowed.

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.