Only A Fool Expects To Be Happy

The Critic Is The Duenna In The Passionate Affair Between Playwrights, Actors And Audiences - A Figure Dreaded, And Occasionally Comic, But Never Welcome, Never Loved.

Art Is Wine And Experience Is The Brandy We Distill From It.

The Whole World Is Burdened With Young Fogies. Old Men With Ossified Minds Are Easily Dealt With. But Men Who Look Young, Act Young, And Everlastingly Harp On The Fact They Are Young, But Who Nevertheless Think And Act With A Degree Of Caution Which Would Be Excessive In Their Grandfathers, Are The Curses Of The World.

I Do Not 'get' Ideas; Ideas Get Me

The Wit Of A Graduate Student Is Like Champagne. Canadian Champagne.