One Wife Is Too Much For Most

Sure Men Were Born To Lie, And Women To Believe Them!

What Frenzy Dictates, Jealousy Believes

When We Risk No Contradiction, It Prompts The Tongue To Deal In Fiction.

What Happiness The Rural Maid Attends, In Cheerful Labour While Each Day She Spends! She Gratefully Receives What Heav'n Has Sent, And, Rich In Poverty, Enjoys Content.

Envy's A Sharper Spur Than Pay: No Author Ever Spar'd A Brother; Wits Are Gamecocks To One Another.