One Should Never Trust A Person Who,

A Person Reveals His Character By Nothing So Clearly As The Joke He Resents.

Nowadays Three Witty Turns Of Phrase And A Lie Make A Writer.

If Another Messiah Was Born He Could Hardly Do So Much Good As The Printing-press.

The Motives That Lead Us To Do Anything Might Be Arranged Like The Thirty-two Winds And Might Be Given Names On The Same Pattern: For Instance, "bread-bread-fame" Or "fame-fame-bread."

Nothing Makes One Old So Quickly As The Ever-present Thought That One Is Growing Older.