One Should Leave The Piano When Oscar

Boy, I'm Just Quietly Doing My Thing, And I Hope They'll Look Around And Get My Record Out.

One Should Leave The Piano When Oscar Comes In. This Man Is Dangerous.

The Key Of D Is Daffodil Yellow, B Major Is Maroon, And B Flat Is Blue.

So I Have A Friend Who Works For Me Once A Week. She's Got E-mail, So Anybody That Must Send An E-mail, They Send It To Her And She Faxes It To Me. Sounds Like A Long Way Of Doing Things, But It Works For Me.

Sometimes Go Around With Guys Who Are Scuffling -- For Awhile. But Usually They End Up Marrying Some Cat With A Factory. This Is The Way World Ends, Not With A Whim But A Banker.