...one Of The Ways In Which Cats

You Do Not Need To Belong To The Cat For A Long Time To Realize The Main Thing That Cats Like To Do Is To Wrap Theirselves Up In Mystery, Perhaps Only Except For A Hobby Of Jumbling Up Everything That Is In Order. And If The Cat Can, And Usually So, Make A Great Mystery Of Where It Was When You Were Searching For It Even If A Moment Ago It Was Sitting By Your Side, Do Not Have Any Doubts: Its Ancestors Had A Great Pleasure To Surround Its Origin By Mystery.

Every Damn President Since I Can Remember Has Been So In Love With Foreign Policy That They're Just Like A Schoolboy With A New Girl.

The Customer Is Always Right! John Wanamaker Must Be Turning In His Grave. If You're A Customer Today, You're An Intruder.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.