One Of The Stupidest Theories Of Western

Civilization - A Heap Of Rubble Scavenged By Scrawny English Lit. Vultures.

I Accept The Fact I Am An Unregenerate Egghead.

Surely The Glory Of Journalism Is Its Transience.

All New News Is Old News Happening To New People

It Has To Be Admitted That We English Have Sex On The Brain, Which Is A Very Unsatisfactory Place To Have It.