One Of My Favorite Things About Hanging

It Was An Hour Before Dawn. When All The Whos Down In Whoville Were Asnooze In Their Beds Without Care. Sorry, Wrong Book. If I Get To Stay Awake Until Dawn, I Get Just A Tad Slaphappy.

I Know The Universe Has A Sense Of Irony, And Sometimes You Get Reminded Just How Sadistic That Can Be.

If You Love Someone, Then Your Freedom Is Curtailed. If You Love Someone, You Give Up Much Of Your Privacy. If You Love Someone, Then You Are No Longer Merely One Person But Half Of A Couple. To Think Or Behave Any Other Way Is To Risk Losing That Love.

Stupidity Isn't Punishable By Death. If It Was, There Would Be A Hell Of A Population Drop.

That Was The Problem With Loving People: It Made You Weak. It Made You Need Them. It Made The Thought Of Not Having Them The Worst Thing In The World.