One Never Realizes How Different A Husband

What Makes People Laugh? . . . It's A Happy Marriage Between A Person Who Needs To Laugh And Someone Who's Got One To Give.

I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged For Sedation. And That Was Just The First Prenatal Visit.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

If A Man Watches Three Football Games In A Row, He Should Be Declared Legally Dead.