One Must Not Live One's Life Through

If You Ask Where A Relationship Is Going Too Often The Question Has A Habit Of Turning Into Where The Relationship Went. Unfortunately, However, God Has Given Women An Inbuilt Irresistible Urge To Insist On Knowing Where Their Relationships Are Going, And To Force Their Partners To Discuss The Matter At Length Whenever They Are Late For Something.

With So Many Dark Things To Worry About In The World Right Now, I Hope People Will Just Go With The Fun And Enjoy [ Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries].

I'm No Good At Anything. Not Men. Not Social Skills. Not Work. Nothing.

I Will Not Get Upset Over Men, But Instead Be Poised And Cool Ice-queen.

I Realize It Has Become Too Easy To Find A Diet To Fit In With Whatever You Happen To Feel Like Eating And That Diets Are Not There To Be Picked And Mixed But Picked And Stuck To, Which Is Exactly What I Shall Begin To Do Once I've Eaten This Chocolate Croissant.