One Monster There Is In The World,

Social Science, Is Not A 'gay Science' But Rueful, Which Finds The Secret Of This Universe In 'supply And Demand' And Reduces The Duty Of Human Governors To That Of Letting Men Alone. Not A 'gay Science', No, A Dreary, Desolate, And Indeed Quite Abject And Distressing One; What We Might Call, The Dismal Science

There Is A Great Discovery Still To Be Made In Literature, That Of Paying Literary Men By The Quantity They Do Not Write.

Work Is The Grand Cure Of All The Maladies And Miseries That Ever Beset Mankind.

The Greatest Event For The World Is The Arrival Of A New And Wise Person.

The Hell Of These Days Is The Fear Of Not Getting Along, Especially Of Not Making Money.