One Horse-laugh Is Worth Ten-thousand Syllogisms.

Love Is The Delusion That One Woman Differs From Another.

Human Progress Is Furthered, Not By Conformity, But By Aberration.

There Are Two Impossibilities In Life: "just One Drink" And "an Honest Politician."

I Roll Out Of My Couch Every Morning With The More Agreeable Expectations.

Capitalism Under Democracy Has A Further Advantage: Its Enemies, Even When It Is Attacked, Are Scattered And Weak, And It Is Usually Easily Able To Array One Half Of Them Against The Other Half, And Thus Dispose Of Both.