One Horse-laugh Is Worth Ten-thousand Syllogisms.

I Believe That It Is Better To Tell The Truth Than To Lie. I Believe That It Is Better To Be Free Than To Be A Slave. And I Believe That It Is Better To Know Than Be Ignorant.

My Guess Is That Well Over Eighty Per Cent. Of The Human Race Goes Through Life Without Having A Single Original Thought.

A Man Always Remembers His First Love With Special Tenderness, But After That He Begins To Bunch Them.

The Value The World Sets Upon Motives Is Often Grossly Unjust And Inaccurate.

Women Hate Revolutions And Revolutionists. They Like Men Who Are Docile, And Well-regarded At The Bank, And Never Late At Meals.