One Cannot Cross An Abyss In Two

Every Man Has A House Of Lords In His Own Head. Fears, Prejudices, Misconceptions - Those Are The Peers And They Are Hereditary.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

One Cannot Cross An Abyss In Two Jumps.

Aristrocracy Is Like Cheese. The Older It Is The Higher It Becomes.

Wisdom Is Like A Baobab Tree; No One Individual Can Embrace It.