One Can Be Bored Until Boredom Becomes

Whiskey Has Killed More Men Than Bullets, But Most Men Would Rather Be Full Of Whiskey Than Bullets.

The Ladies Who Try To Keep Their Beauty Are The Ladies Who Lose It.

How Awful To Reflect That What People Say Of Us Is True!

All Our Lives We Are Putting Pennies — Our Most Golden Pennies — Into Penny-in-the-slot Machines That Are Almost Always Empty.

It Is Through The Cracks In Our Brains That Ecstasy Creeps In.