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What I've Realized Over The Years Is That I Have Some Pretty Good Friends.

I'm Probably Not Long-term-relationship Material For Now.

I Was Like A Clock That Had Exploded- My Springs Were Hanging Out, My Hands Were Cockeyed, And My Numbers Were Falling Off.

If You Want To Get Along With Somebody, Let Them Be Right, And It Will Last Longer.

You Know I Love Pot, And I Love Beer, But I Am Totally Sober, Just Because It Completely Stopped Working For Me.