Once You Believe In Who You Are

I Didn't Want To Play By What Rules Are In Hollywood.

My Philosophy Is, It's Always Very Rewarding When You Can Make An Audience Laugh. I Don't Mind Making Fun Of Myself. I Like Self-deprecating Comedy. But I'd Like You To Laugh With Me Occasionally, Too.

Kevin Kelly, Let The Rock Answer Your Question With A Question Of His Own: Are You Mentally, As Well As Physically Prepared To Tickle The Anus Of A Monkey?

I'm Sorry, Mankind Can't Get To The Phone Right Now, Cause He's Got The Rock's Foot In His Mouth!

I Love Making People Laugh And Feel Good, And That's Awesome And Special For Me To Be Able To Do That, But There Really Is Nothing Like Kicking Ass Whether It's On A Major Scale, Or Whether It's In More Of A Dramatic Fashion. Being Physical And Taking Care Of Business The Old-fashioned Way Is Something That I Love Doing.