Once Upon A Time Wasn't As Long

I'm Learning That You Have To Make Time For What's Important. You Have To Fight To Carve Little Pieces Of Happiness Out Of Your Life, Or The Everyday Emergencies Will Eat Up Everything.

I Wanted To Say Something Brilliant. My God, Holmes, How Did You Know The Zombie Was Hiding In The Flower Pot? But I Couldn't Lie.

Is It Better To Outmonster The Monsters Or To Be Quietly Devoured?

The Federal Government Has Never Been Known For Its Sense Of Humor.

Everything I Needed Was In My Car, Even The Chickens