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Not Causing Trouble, Not Touching Anything, Fixing The Primus.

There Is No Greater Misfortune In The World Than The Loss Of Reason.

But Would You Kindly Ponder This Question: What Would Your Good Do If Evil Didn't Exist, And What Would The Earth Look Like If All The Shadows Disappeared? After All, Shadows Are Cast By Things And People. Here Is The Shadow Of My Sword. But Shadows Also Come From Trees And Living Beings. Do You Want To Strip The Earth Of All Trees And Living Things Just Because Of Your Fantasy Of Enjoying Naked Light? You're Stupid.

I Hereby Certify That The Bearer Of This Note, Nikolai Ivanovich, Spent The Night In Question At Satan's Ball, Having Been Lured There In A Transportational Capacity... Hella, Put In Parentheses! And Write 'hog.' Signed- Behemoth.

Nobody Should Be Whipped. Remember That, Once And For All. Neither Man Nor Animal Can Be Influenced By Anything But Suggestion.