Once Something Is Well-written, Then Everything Else

The Only Thing Better Than Going To Pitcairn In The First Place, Is Going Again.

The Network Wants You To Make A Thing That's Just A Stand-alone Episode, So You Never Get Any Character Or Continuity. This Is One Of The Ways In Which Television Can Actually Be Good, And Even Better Than The Movies, Because It Gives You A Chance To Tell A Long Story.

Many Who Wave American Flags Also Practice Discrimination On The Basis Of Race. Many Who Wave American Flags Practice Anti-semitism. We Think That Betrays The Fundamental Ideals Of Our Democracy.

If I Ever Get Married, I'd Like To Pick A Place So Hard To Reach That Only A Few People Would Turn Up-like The North Pole. A Destination Wedding Weeds Out All The People Who Might Potentially Get Their Noses Out Of Joint, So Only The Troupers Would Be There.

Some Of The Best Auditions I've Ever Had Have Been When My Agent Called And Said, "they Want You 20 Minutes Ago, In An Office In Century City, To See You For Something." It's Actually Sometimes A Really Good Thing. I Don't Have Time To Second-guess Myself, I Don't Have Time To Overthink Things, And I Don't Have Time To Get Bogged Down In Stuff. I'm Not Sitting There Thinking For A Week And A Half, Before I'm Supposed To Go In Front Of A Network President To Do Something. That Just Gives You Time To Be Nervous.