Discovered W. Somerset Maugham In About 5th

At One Time I'd Been To Every Park Except Baltimore And Houston, But Can't Even Keep Track Of Who Plays Where These Days.

I Don't Have Time To Read Nonfiction.

The Great Gatsby, The Finest Novel Ever Written.

Basketball Is The Worst Sport. They Need To Raise The Basket At Least Two Feet.

Baseball Is Meant To Be A Contemplative Game. They Play Music To Draw Young People To The Game. If Young People Can't Come To The Game Without Music, Then They Should Stay Home.