On The Red Carpet, I Saw All

I'm A Writer. Now I've Started To Be On Television. I Have A Big Mouth. And I Have Good Tv Teeth, They Say.

I Liked Nicole Kidman Because She Is So Fashionable She Can Do Less Is More. It Was Very, Very Simple, But It Was So Chic. Some People Thought She Looked Washed Out, I Didn't At All.

I'll Name Names, You Know I Won't Hold Back.

On The Red Carpet, I Saw All These Great Stories, And I Also Got To See The Plastic Surgery Up Close.

I'm Being Invaded By Fashion Pundits.