On The Ear Drops The Light Drip

A Rose With All Its Sweetest Leaves Yet Folded.

All Who Joy Would Win Must Share It. Happiness Was Born A Twin.

This Place Is The Devil, Or At Least His Principal Residence, They Call It The University, But Any Other Appellation Would Have Suited It Much Better, For Study Is The Last Pursuit Of The Society; The Master Eats, Drinks, And Sleeps, The Fellows Drink, Dispute And Pun, The Employments Of The Undergraduates You Will Probably Conjecture Without My Description.

Reason Is So Unreasonable, That Few People Can Say They Are In Possession Of It.

Always Laugh When You Can; It Is Cheap Medicine. Merriment Is A Philosophy Not Well Understood. It Is The Sunny Side Of Existence.