On Madonna: She's A Gay Man Trapped

Gay Unions, What Is That About? I Haven't Been Invited To Any Ceremonies, And I Wouldn't Go Anyway. The Idea That Gay People Have To Mimic What Obviously Doesn't Work For Straight People Any More... I Think Is A Bit Tragic. I Am Looking Forward To Gay Divorces.

I Absolutely Admit I Had Him In The Handcuffs So He Wouldn't Go Anywhere While I Checked The Computer... I Certainly Wasn't Going To Kill Him. That's Hardly Going To Do My Career Any Good, Is It?

The 1970s Was Probably The Most Exciting Decade To Be A Teenager, From Discovering Little Richard At The End Of The 1960s To Glam Rock To Punk Rock To Electro Music. So Much Happened In That 10-year Span. There Were So Many Musical Revolutions. Some Were Happening At The Same Time. You Had Disco Going On Behind Punk. You Had Michael Jackson. You Had The Sex Pistols.

I'd Got Very Successful, Everyone Knew Who I Was, But I Felt Very Empty.

I Wear Makeup And Dress This Way Because I Think It Makes Me Look Better. I Am Not Doing It To Get People To Stare At Me. If I Wanted To Do That I Could Just Put A Pot On My Head, Wear A Wedding Dress, And Run Screaming Down The Street.