[on Journalists:] We Are A Noisy, Imperfect

President Bush Was Once Asked Which Presidential Speech He Admired Most. He Replied That It Was The One Teddy Roosevelt Had In His Pocket That Had Helped Cushion The Blow Of A Would-be Assassin's Bullet.

Since Hillary Clinton Is The First Time We've Had A Woman Who Was A Serious Contender For President, It's Been An Adjustment To Watch Her More Changeable Looks, And To See The Lengths She Goes To Get The Right Lighting And To Make The Right Wardrobe Choices. Her Campaign Is Devising Strategies To Humanize Her And Make Her Seem More Warm And Maternal.

Are Women Necessary? Not With Ava Around

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

I Don't Understand Men. I Don't Even Understand What I Don't Understand About Men.