On First Blush, Hold 'em Seems Like

You Can't Take Up Golf On A Whim And Find Yourself Competing Against Tiger Woods In The Masters Six Months Later.

You're Not Allowed To Give Yourself A Nickname. This Holds True In Life As Well As In Poker.

Living In The Past Is A Jethro Tull Album, Not A Smart Poker Strategy.

Men's Magazines Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. Women's Magazines Also Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. This Is Because The Female Body Is A Beautiful Work Of Art, While The Male Body Is Hairy And Lumpy And Should Not Be Seen By The Light Of Day.

That's Why I've Always Been Appreciative Of Truly Creative Radio Commercials.