On Earth There Is No Heaven, But

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.

Let Us Stay At Home: There We Are Decent. Let Us Not Go Out: Our Defects Wait For Us At The Door, Like Flies.

Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of Pride Least Likely To Offend.

I Have A Remarkable Memory; I Forget Everything. It Is Wonderfully Convenient. It Is As Though The World Were Constantly Renewing Itself For Me.

Look For The Ridiculous In Everything And You Will Find It.