On Being Asked What Condition Of Man

Setting Too Good An Example Is A Kind Of Slander Seldom Forgiven.

He That Displays Too Often His Wife And His Wallet Is In Danger Of Having Both Of Them Borrowed.

Wouldst Thou Enjoy A Long Life, A Healthy Body, And A Vigorous Mind, And Be Acquainted Also With The Wonderful Works Of God? Labour In The First Place To Bring Thy Appetite Into Subjection To Reason.

He That Won't Be Counseled Can't Be Helped. He That Would Have A Short Lent, Let Him Borrow Money To Be Repaid At Easter.

I Fear The Man Who Drinks Water And So Remembers This Morning What The Rest Of Us Said Last Night