Old Enough To Be Drafted But Not

Just Because I Cut The Heads Off Dolls Doesn't Mean I Hate Babies, I Just Hate Dolls.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

Mistakes Are Part Of The Game. It's How Well You Recover From Them, That's The Mark Of A Great Player.

Give Me Lace And Whiskey, Mama's Own Remedy.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.